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qt = new Array(60);
qt[0] = "Life is like a mirror. It just takes a little time to see your reflection."
qt[1] = "Life is like a constant companion."
qt[2] = "Life defies the Second Law of Thermo-dynamics."
qt[3] = "Life contracts in this expanding Universe."
qt[4] = "Life is never urgent but always too late."
qt[5] = "Life opens the box."
qt[6] = "Life gets narrower the longer it is."
qt[7] = "Life may be sad, life may be bad,life may be glad but it never rhymes."
qt[8] = "Life is never as long as your imagination and never as short as you think."
qt[9] = "Life is a plant"
qt[10] = "Life has meaning, otherwise why would you ask?"
qt[11] = "Life is a conspiracy, but no one knows why."
qt[12] = "Life on the whole is perfect, it's just the parts that are not."	
qt[13] = "Life is only as long as you make it."
qt[14] = "Life is not the opposite of death, only the reverse."
qt[15] = "Life doesn't add up but it can multiply."
qt[16] = "Life without happiness, isn't."
qt[17] = "Life is good, but then, so is chocolate."
qt[18] = "Life is like surf, you only really see the best when it's in the shallows."
qt[19] = "Life can only win if it enters the competition."
qt[20] = "Life is like music, both maybe haunting."
qt[21] = "Life is an anagram of file, only rougher."
qt[22] = "Life is such a bad investment, mostly it's wasted."
qt[23] = "Life is a ship in the sea of eternity. Make sure you walk all the way around the deck."
qt[24] = "Life is like a game of dice, but you never get a double six."
qt[25] = "Life is four score. The other years you don't."
qt[26] = "Life is never as good as you can imagine, and never as bad as you think."
qt[27] = "Life and after-life, ...bit like lunch and after lunch."
qt[28] = "Life a good bottle of wine.. mellows with age."
qt[29] = "Life is like a flame. easily extinguished."
qt[30] = "Life is a cup of coffee. If you don't have milk make sure you have plenty of suger."
qt[31] = "Life maybe a pizza with plenty of topping but it's still just cheese on toast."
qt[32] = "Life unfettered is out of control."
qt[33] = "Life is ... recommended for murderers."
qt[34] = "Life begins at birth."
qt[35] = "Life is only precious when there is a fear of losing it."
qt[36] = "Life for an ameoba must be confusing. In order to multiply it must divide."
qt[37] = "Life is not just about survival..but it helps."
qt[38] = "Life has a beat but no lyric."
qt[39] = "Life can be funny...but only when it's someone elses."
qt[40] = "Life has only one goal....lets hope you score it."
qt[41] = "Life may only be a minute, but a minute is filled with many seconds."
qt[42] = "Life can only mean one thing. Unfortunately you don't know what that is!"
qt[43] = "Life is only important if you have one."
qt[44] = "Life begins at forty one. Yes, sometimes it's a little late."
qt[45] = "Life is suicidal, look how it always ends!"
qt[46] = "Life and death are not opposites, just one is the absence of the other."
qt[47] = "Life is short for DeOxyRiboNucleic Acid."
qt[48] = "Life is heartbeat in time"
qt[49] = "Life always starts with sex and often ends in violence, sort of X-rated."
qt[50] = "Life is a gift, unfortunately, given by an Indian."
qt[51] = "Life is a ship in an ocean of dreams."
qt[52] = "Life is a scrapbook of memories."
qt[53] = "Life ticks by. If you watch it it goes by more slowly but then you are just wasting it."
qt[54] = "Life may have its ups and downs, but it's mostly sideways."
qt[55] = "Life's a joke, only when you know the punchline."
qt[56] = "Life is a multimedia event."
qt[57] = "Life is like the world, getting smaller."
qt[58] = "Life doesn't repeat itself, it's just you mind loves to make patterns."
qt[59] = "Life survives...with your participation."
qt[60] = "Life is a rainbow...i.e. water falling through light."
rr = Math.round(Math.random() * 60);
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